Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Morning
Morning! Morning!
Sonya-chan!
Look, look!
It's snow! Snow!
Yahoo!
Huh? Lantern light show...
You should do that someplace where there's more snow.
Kill Me Baby
We're finally here...
What's with that?
I wanted to make a snowman!
Where's the head?
Now that you mention it...
Notice earlier!
Dammit!
Then I'll just have to make do instead!
Are you going to stay there all day?
In that case...
There!
Now it's a real snowma—
Oh, icicles!
Hey Sonya-chan, grab one for me!
No way.
Fine, I'll get it myself.
You stupid...
It wasn't on purpose...
Now's my chance!
Stop!
Dammit!
Where did she go?
Kill Me Baby
After school
After schooool. After school.
After school
There's quite a lot of snow now.
Look Sonya-chan, it's snow!
Want to eat some?
What am I, a kid?
What if I made it for adults?
Tuna sushi!
That's not the issue here.
I know, silly!
If you eat snow, it's bad for your stomach.
Then don't suggest it in the first place.
But this is my masterpiece!
Ultra-realistic looking shaved ice!
Well, that's what it is...
Oh, right...
It is...
She's eating it?!
Whatever. I'm going home.
Are you running away without participating in this mandatory event?
Woah! Timeout!
Throw snowballs!
Knives are unfair in a snowball fight!
Says the person who started with a sneak attack.
You're not allowed to use hidden rocks either!
Really?
Not allowed, huh...
Then...
Let's go.
That's even worse than rocks!
Bah.
Then...
In the palms of Sonya-chan's hands
something oh so bad
is being brought forth.
Dammit, where's she hiding?
Getting hit with that isn't going to be pretty...
I'll make a bird out of snow to distract her with.
A duck for me to duck out...
There!
I win.
Not yet!
What are you doing?
I almost passed away into the next world!
How about I see you off then.
Like I'll let you!
Stuuupid!
Serves you right!
We should have just made snowmen from the start...
Why me too?
That's a lot.
We made too many.
What's wrong?
My purse... it's gone!
It's got to be in one of the snowmen!
Stop! After all that effort...
Move!
I'm sure it's inside!
Someone dropped this purse.
Good girl!
Next day
The next day.
Good morning!
I caught a cold!
You're pretty lively for a sick person.
Because...
Catching a cold means I'm not an idiot!
Huge money
Alpaca!
Huge money
That was too lively...
What an idiot.
Calm down or you're not going to get better.
Even if I don't...
My cold will go away if I pass it on!
Too bad.
You touched me!
That was my trap to infect you!
What?
Sinus spray?
Why didn't you lend it to me if you had one?
I'm borrowing this.
Wait, that's—
Pepper spray...
Hey, something's over there.
Let's get sick together!
It'll be fun!
We get to stay home from school!
Yet you came...
Everyone's kind to you!
There's lots of benefits!
Break from school,
tamagozake,
rice porridge.
And above all,
Peaches
when you have a cold, you can eat this!
Peaches
You can just eat that whenever you want.
We don't see these much lately.
It's a bagworm.
Ta da!
I brought a water pillow!
Feels so nice...
Hey, what about class?
Class when I'm sick?
What's wrong with you?
Go home!!
This water pillow's pretty tough!
Let's try it out to see!
Don't hold back just because I'm sick.
Really?
It got worse...
You should have just gone home early.
Wait, are you worried about me?
You're being so annoying I was just wondering if you wouldn't go home already.
I'm fine!
I'll be fine by tomorrow!
I'm looking forward to seeing your turn being sick tomorrow!
The next day. The next day.
The next day
I'm better!
Morning!
We were together all day, but you're fine?
A-Are you an idiot?
What was that?!
That's strange...
There's no way I'd catch your cold.
You just coughed, didn't you?
You caught it!
That was just a coincidence.
No way! You have a fever, don't you?
Don't hide it now!
You can eat canned peaches now!
I said I'm not sick!
Oh, come on.
I'll bet you're at 39°C already.
No, 40°C!
Based on what?
Fine, then let's find out.
Alright, show me your forehead!
I caught your cold...
You were so noisy yours relapsed.
I'm going home early.
You're not fighting it today?
Oh? You don't want me to leave?
Go home!
You can have the canned peaches.
I didn't notice because of her, but it's snowing again...
Yaaaay!
It's snow! Snow!
On the way home. On the way home.
On the way home
Thought so.
I can't eat anymore...
Delicious!
Lunch break
Lunch break. Lunch break.
I want a remote controlled toy.
Huh?
Kill Me Baby
I saw a kid playing with one yesterday on the way home.
I asked if I could play too, but they said no.
Don't go annoying kids.
I couldn't find anything else,
so I brought a controller I had at home!
What are you going to do with that?
I thought I'd at least pretend to have one.
And here's the antenna.
I'm sure you get what's next.
No, I don't.
You don't?
You do this...
Like hell!
It'll be fun!
It'll totally be fun!
For you! No way!
Fine then.
I'll play by myself.
I'm not going to let you play even after you see that it's totally fun.
Raw Yasuna Beam!
Look at this then!
I'll show you how I can control this ball!
Look! Amazing, right?
I'm miraculously moving it!
Have I shocked you into speechlessness?
Well, Sonya-chan?
I am a daffodil.
Fine, whatever.
I'll just pretend to control this pigeon.
That's pretty sad.
What do you think of my technique?
Take that! Bombs away!
But I was just pretending...
I know, but you were pissing me off.
I've had enough. I'm going back.
Dammit, my 100 yen coin!
Look at my cornering!
Give me that!
You could have just said so if you wanted to play too!
Okay!
So it's true that you can make it stop when you break the controller.
Go.
Destroy! Destroy!
Origami
Fine then.
Origami
Toys like that cost too much, so I'll do origami instead.
Look at what I folded!
Want to try too?
No.
Come on, I haven't used the silver or gold yet!
I said no!
Don't tell me...
You don't know how to fold origami?
I can live without knowing how.
Yes, but it's more fun if—
It's no fun if you fold that!
Here, I'm sure you can make a paper airplane.
That much I can do.
Like that'll fly.
It will.
This one's pretty good.
There's no point if it can't fly!
Ta da!
Behold this exquisite golden paper airplane!
Gold!
Gold
Gold!
Garbage
My gold...
That certainly didn't live up to its name.
Then let's have a contest to see whose can fly longer!
Fine with me.
My exquisite silver paper airplane will never lose!
Silver
The color has nothing to do with it.
Go!
Silver!
Garbage
Yes! I win!
Out of bounds!
What?
I win because I was aiming for the garbage bin.
Liar!
After that
After that. After that.
Hey, it's your paper airplane!
Wow, it's still flying?
I lose...
Clearly my technique is superior.
It's flying! Flying!
Another day. Another day.
Another day
Come to the empty classroom after school
Come to the empty classroom after school.
Come to the empty classroom after school
Another assassin?
Hm? What's wrong?
Nothing.
What is it?
A love letter?
A thumb tack?
A razor letter?
A threatening letter?
A letter of challenge?
A written challenge?!
After school
After school. After school.
What kind of idiot is it this time?
Merry Christmas!
Dammit! This was another one of your pranks?!
Welcome to the Christmas Party classroom!
A Christmas party?
Yep! I even bought some cake!
You did all this...
You even brought that?
We can't do hot pot in the classroom.
Says the person who brings knives and all that to school.
Besides, it's not hot pot.
Don't lie!
I'm not.
Look!
Standing rice?!
It's not like we do this every day!
Is Agiri coming too?
She should be here soon.
There she is.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Please hand over candy or presents for a New Year gift.
Cash or treat!
What's with that outfit?
We never did Halloween, so I figured I'd mix it in too.
If you're going to dress like Santa, don't ask us for something.
Shouldn't you give us something?
There's still a week before Christmas, so I can't just give stuff away for free.
How pragmatic...
That being the case...
What do we do?
Just go with it.
This was all your plan after all.
I don't have any cash, so please take this cake.
Hmmm, I guess it'll have to do.
Alright.
Here's a present for the good little girl.
Yay! Woohoo! A present!
Hey, don't be stupid.
That's the cake you just gave her.
Well then, have a great year to come!
I'll see you again next year!
She left.
Who was that?
Since when have you been there?
For a while now.
So yummy!
Oooh, there's one left.
Who wants it?
Ooh me, me! I do!
We'll play bingo to see who gets it!
I don't want it.
I'm already full.
I don't either.
Even if it's a lie, pretend that you want it!
It's not fun at all!
I even prepared this...
Well, even if we're not battling for the cake,
we can have the loser do something else. How's that?
Good one!
She never learns.
I'm gonna have the loser do something super embarrassing!
Lost.
Lost
Do it already.
Garbage
Hi, I'm Oribe Yasuna, and here's the punishment I'm going to do for you.
Garbage
Drill tank
Drill tank!
Hey, is this...
Yep! Plum-flavored soda.
Dammit, you aren't even watching!
That was so much fun!
Hey, Sonya-chan, you're going to dress up like Santa for work on Christmas, right?
What? Why?
So you can trick whoever's after you, of course!
I'll give this bomb-rigged gift to the target.
Here.
I'm an adult, so I don't need it.
Here.
No thanks.
Here.
Nope.
No, thank you.
Won't someone accept it?!
Kinda like that!
Don't go imagining that!
Besides, that's not like me!
Also, the ending was terrible!
How about...
I've given up on killing people.
So here's a real present.
Someone snuck in through the chimney!
Daddy!
So something like that?
I'm done!
Wait!
Here. My Christmas present to you.
Super cute!
If you have that, you won't be lonely during the winter break.
Isn't that nice, Sonya-chan?
W-Wait... what are you doing?
Wait, where's my present?
What did you get me?
Maybe an RC car!
You prepared something, right?
I'll be happy with whatever you give me.
Here, then.
Woohoo!!
It looks just like me!
Wait...
Wait! Sonya-chan!
Of Santa, Icicles, and Snowmen
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next Time
The head wind simply exits,
brushing the rice ears in the early evening.
The bamboo lights up, the peaches splits.
And the cranes screech while bathing.
The ogre faces west, while the kite to the east.
Fill the stomach with food and fall half-asleep.
The glittering lights of the Milky Way
Hunting for amusement at the Gates of Hell.
Next time, on Kill Me Baby.
Kill number eleven.
Of Baths, Mochi, and the First Dream of the Year
Of Baths, Mochi, and the First Dream of the Year.
Now, what will you do, Oribe Yasuna?